WHERE'S OSAMA?

Glancing quicky at The New York Times headline, I read it as "For G.O.P., Another Night of Lies Ahead."

Tonight, we'll hear from Gov. Arnold "The Gropernator" Schwarzenegger and first Stepford wife Laura Bush heap praise on the feckless Dubya and his war on terrorism.

But not once, will the words "Osama bin Laden" be uttered for fear of bringing to light this administrations biggest failure — and that is to bring to justice the leader of 15 Saudis and four others in carrying out the deadliest act of terrorism on American soil.

Where's Osama?