McJOBS

This week, "Resident" Bush had the audacity to raise the question of whether fast-food jobs should be considered manufacturing jobs.

In light of the fact he lost 2.6 million jobs thus far, one can see the benefit in such a slick, if laughable, juggling of words.

John Kerry had an appropriate response:

"If this president is going to tell middle-class factory workers that even though their job has disappeared, they can still have a good manufacturing job at $5.15 an hour at McDonald's, let him come to Ohio."