BUSH POLLS LOW

The best line from this Associated Press story about the "resident's" popularity comes from a disenchanted former Bush voter:

"I think he's run the country into the ground economically, and he comes out with these crazy ideas like going to Mars and going to the moon," said Richard Bidlack, a 78-year-old retiree from Boonton, N.J., who says he voted for Bush in 2000. "I'm so upset at Bush, I'll vote for a chimpanzee before I vote for him."

That's probably how voters decided between Dubya and Al Gore in the last election.