THE PLASTIC TURKEY

Remember that heart-warming photo of "Resident" Bush serving a turkey to U.S. troops at his surprise appearance at an Army base in Iraq over Thanksgiving?

It turns out the turkey was an inedible plastic prop!

But that's about par for the course for a fake president who claimed a fake victory in a fake election and lauched a fake search for fake weapons as part of a fake war on terrorism built on fake evidence.

Seconds, anyone?