ASS SUSPECTS

A Reuters story out of Baghdad, shortly after weapons were found in donkey carts, accomplishes the rare distinction of using the words "donkey" and "Bush" in the same sentence, while managing to get "Americans" and "ass" in the headline.

"Every donkey in Baghdad is suddenly under suspicion as U.S. President George W. Bush wages a global war on terror," the article declares.

In this case, Dubya looks outmatched.