ASSAULT AND MAYO

Reuters reports a Texas woman received a 10-year prison sentence for running over a McDonald's manager for leaving mayonnaise off her cheeseburger.

"I gave her everything she asked for -- mayonnaise, no mustard, onions, everything I could possibly do for this lady. Mayo, mayo, mayo, and it's still not good enough," the manager said outside the courtroom.

You do NOT get between a Texan and her mayo.

Ah, Bush country.