CALL ME HANNIBAL

So shocking it strains the imagination for credibility, the New York Post reports on a man on trial for killing a man and eating 66 pounds of flesh from his victim's body.

The jury watched a home video made by the suspect, who is seen on tape hacking off a man's penis, cooking it and eating it along with his victim.

"He got out and said, 'If I survive until the morning, let's have my testicles for breakfast,'" the Post quotes the suspect saying.

By comparison, Lorena Bobbitt's actions seem like afternoon tea.