The flip side to the profanity-laden rant below is this haughty, yet true, piece that ran in The Register, titled "Reach out and sneer: Dem radicals speak to the Red States."
With hard work and superb organization, you have triumphed over John Kerry and the forces of Blue-state paternalism. Congratulations. The multinational corporations that hold you in bondage remain free to profit off your sweat nearly tax free, while their overpaid senior execs continue to pay a pittance in personal income tax.
It certainly won't do much in the way of persuading any voters in the near future or in the long-term, for that matter but the truths feel good to hear.
Especially because we know they're true.