British tabloid journalism speaks what many people only think but dare not say in polite company. Not the Mirror, though. Its editorial pleads, "God Help America":
A self-serving, dim-witted, draft-dodging, gung-ho little rich boy, whose idea of courage is to yell: "I feel good," as he unleashes an awesome fury which slaughters 100,000 innocents for no other reason than greed and vanity.
[Thanks again to red-state denizen Jeff F. for passing along this gem.]