SEPTEMBER SURPRISE

Although not easily given to rumors, I've been told by reliable sources in Texas that news reports are in the works that would expose the illegitimate half-Mexican child the Bush fathered with a former worker in the governor's office.

Not that this would necessarily have any perceptible effect on the election Republicans are likely planning to steal anyway, nor does it hold great possibility that extremist right-wing voters might be swayed, but it would be another example of the deserter-in-chief's sinister and duplicitous nature.

Stay tuned.