TAKE THIS QUOTE AND 'SHOVE IT'

The editorial page editor of the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review found his 15 minutes of fame Monday night when he prompted Kerry's wife to snap at him in front of television cameras.

Teresa Heinz Kerry joined the company of blunt-speaking political spouses this convention week by telling a reporter to stop misquoting her and "shove it."

The move certainly won't endear her to Republicans, aghast at the idea that women are people and can speak their minds. Yet, it's pales in comparison to Dick Cheney's F-bomb pronouncement on the Senate floor to Democratic Sen. Patrick Leahy of Vermont.

I almost can't wait until Fox "News" replays this, replete with commentary.