THE REAL BUSH-CHENEY SLOGANS

One of the bad ideas that came out of the Bush-Cheney campaign was a program that allowed users to create their own custom-made slogans. Quickly realizing this was ammunition in the wrong hands, the campaign quickly eliminated the novelty from its Web site.

This is where the Sloganator Memorial steps in, with the following classics saved for posterity: "The First Retarded President," "My God Is Better Than Your God" and "Really Did Not Dodge Vietnam."