TOM RIDGE: THE SKY IS FALLING

Homeland Security Secretary Tom "Chicken Little" Ridge denied that the Bush administration was covering itself in case an attack does happen.

Sure, that may be, but the timing of the announcement — without an increase in the laughable color-coded warning system — was suspiciously close to the positive coverage Kerry and Edwards were getting.

Think about it: Ridge is saying we have "credible" information (unlike Attorney General John Ashcroft's conspiracy-theorist data) of an attack, but when don't know when, we don't know where and we don't know how.

Sure, Tom. We believe you.