WHERE'S OSAMA?

If anyone's going to find Osama bin Laden, it just might be daredevil journalist Robert Young Pelton.

Pelton, known for his book, "The World's Most Dangerous Places," interviews a former mujahadeen who says bin Laden is likely in mountainous Pakistani territory.

"Chittal would be the most likely place," the majahadeen says. "There is little movement there in the winter. The airplanes don't work well that high up, and you will know when people are coming."

Pelton also interviews a CIA contract killer in Pakistan who boasts about being "guns with legs" and efforts to recruit Mormons and born-agains.

It makes one's patriotism swell.