NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND?

Thanks to my cousin Ed for this one.

Dumbya heads to Beantown today in order to raise more cash.

The Boston Globe writes that he'll "swoop into Boston for a quick fund-raiser this afternoon that could net his campaign $1 million and also draw several thousand protesters, force the closure of a school, and disrupt traffic near the Park Plaza Hotel."

Maybe Bush in his educational pledges actually meant: No millionaire child left behind.