CRIMES OF 'PASSION'

A Georgia couple were arrested after their argument about "The Passion of the Christ" turned violent. The husband and wife were charged with simple battery.

So much for loving one's neighbor, spouse or whatever.

Thanks to my cousin Ed for pointing this one out, as well as the story about the Maine man who tried to commit suicide by nailing himself to a cross.

Apparently, he couldn't figure out how to hammer with a hand that was nailed down.

No, really.