THE GAY FRAY

David Knight, the son of a California state senator who authored a ballot measure to outlaw same-sex weddings, jumped into the gay-marriage fray by wedding his long-time partner in San Francisco.

The San Francisco Chronicle notes that the pair are more than 3,700 like-gendered couples, including TV talk show host Rosie O'Donnell and her spouse, who have tied the knot.

Curiously absent, however, is Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter, Mary. Would it surprise anyone to know she's been labeled an enemy combatant?