RUSH BLAMES OTHERS

The attorney for Rush Limbaugh continues his contention that the fascist commentator is a victim.

Limbaugh was apparently threatened by his demonic maid, who supposedly demanded $4 million to keep secret his voracious taste for (prescription) drugs.

"This would never happen except this guy's name is Rush Limbaugh," the lawyer told The Associated Press. "There's a double standard."

A vast left-wing conspiracy? Gosh, I wish.