MARCUS HAS TWO MOMMIES

A Louisiana second-grader found himself in hot water when he told a classmate he had two mothers.

"Gay is when a girl likes another girl," the 7-year-old boy reportedly said, according to the complaint.

The American Civil Liberties Union is taking up the boy's cause and seeking an apology to the kid and his mom.

It's almost surprising someone hasn't washed his mouth out with "straight soap" or some such nonsense.