WACKO FOR JACKO

The Associated Press reports on Michael Jackson's stay in Las Vegas:

"People cried and literally shook after touching or seeing Jackson's spindly fingers sticking out of the cracked window of an SUV. There were nasty hecklers, but they were outnumbered by supporters.

"'Oh my God,' a crying Ofelia Felarca, 35, screamed at an intersection. 'I got to see his hand. I'm so happy. He's my idol.' "

Ah, perspective.