GRAVITY IS A LIBERAL CONSPIRACY

The fabulous blog known as Daily Kos looks at Bush's claims that rain and loose topsoil were to blame for his fall from a mountain bike at his Crawford, Texas, ranch.

However, Crawford had received no significant rain in nine days and had temperatures in the high 80s the entire time.

Those in the know understand that it was really a conspiracy by the liberal media, Democrats and the al Qaeda-Iraq connection.