SEE NO EVIL

The ever-complacent media does Bush's handiwork by adhering the so-called ban on photographing the return of dead soldiers at Dover Air Force Base. Although administrations shift their "strategery" in providing reasons for the PRIOR RESTRAINT OF THE PRESS, it remains politically expedient to hide from view news that does not paint leaders in flattering light.

Bush lies, they die.

The BBC and the Guardian would probably challenge the ban on constitutional grounds, except they could conceivably be labeled enemy combatants.